Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Randomize
