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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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