My brain says no but my pants say off.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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