Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
As shirtless as possible
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
