things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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