You're so nebulous sometimes
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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