This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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