You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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