I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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