I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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