dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
