He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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