..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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