I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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