My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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