the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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