I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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