shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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