In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Terrible idea I love it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
