For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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