school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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