Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
nutella sex= disaster
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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