hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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