my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire