Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?