I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god