I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.