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(248): View more from Michigan

i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??

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(248) i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem?? http://tfl.nu/bwq7

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(858): View more from California

Umm I'm too high to move.

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(858): Umm I'm too high to move. http://tfl.nu/ye5s

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just be blunt and say drink from my dick

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(757): Just be blunt and say drink from my dick http://tfl.nu/8snw

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(562): View more from California

...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are

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(562): ...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are http://tfl.nu/3209

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(941): View more from Florida

so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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(941): so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow http://tfl.nu/gsjr

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(818): i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids http://tfl.nu/la8t

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i dont know what to do

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with your life?

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no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3

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(732): i dont know what to do (1-732): with your life? (732): no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3 http://tfl.nu/i8yp

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(347): View more from New York

I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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(347): I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there. http://tfl.nu/8ypv

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(619): View more from California

You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.

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(619): You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer. http://tfl.nu/hqfv

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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.

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(605): She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes. http://tfl.nu/x8cz

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?

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(402): We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR? http://tfl.nu/06jo

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(815): View more from Illinois

Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..

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(815): Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won.. http://tfl.nu/wk4z

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(443): View more from Maryland

6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.

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(443): 6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego. http://tfl.nu/2reg

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(917): View more from New York City

i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON

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(917): i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON http://tfl.nu/vk8e

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.

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(617): Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear. http://tfl.nu/f6ht

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