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• (512): View more from Texas

  my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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• (310): View more from California

  It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (585): View more from New York

  Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?

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  WHO DOES THAT

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  I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire

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