Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
