apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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