If i come over, it means nothing
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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