god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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