stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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