yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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