yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
high people should be assigned attendants
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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