508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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