I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she smelled like a LAN party
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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