What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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