White coat. Heels.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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