I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just invented taco cereal.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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