Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
