She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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