Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?