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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.

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  I mean not really

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  Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

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  eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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• (585): View more from New York

  yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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• (818): View more from California

  I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up

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  What a great time to reflect on life

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?

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