How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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