Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
this will be a night to untag.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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