Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The Olympian is in my bed
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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