Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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