Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Say something about gay babies.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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