My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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