She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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