hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i think i just lost a toe
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