Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
