dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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