I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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