yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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