I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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