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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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