508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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