Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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