Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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