oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Alive.
So much puke
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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