Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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