You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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