Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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